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Akiba reporting in. Everyone bugged me about this website and stuff, so I guess I'll be using the updated Codec system to visit here once in a while. No, I do not drink Pepto-Bismol and I got the problem solved, thank you very much!
I'm also gonna be a dad! :D Yeah, Meryl and I are expecting. Hoping for a little girl<3

Ask box is always open to whoever needs it. Except that one anon that ships me and Flashbang.

((An ask Johnny Sasaki account :3 Thought this would be fun. I'll also be posting MGS image edits just because. If you see anything you like, feel free to use it! ♥ There will be adult language used and some sexual things mentioned.

Title logo was edited by me, but the words and image was not!

Part of Tumblrs Sans Frontières ♥))

Who I Follow

grandpabigboss Asks:

Run.

ask-akiba Said:

So, I had a nightmare that Ocelot was torturing you and he started really slowly, cutting parts of your body that was meant to hurt but not kill. Then he took your organs out one by one…

…and you weren’t on morphine.

daemimonster Asks:

Do you like apples, Johnny?

ask-akiba Said:

Hehehe, Johnny Appleseed.

Anonymous Asks:

you find yourself blessed with amazing sexual prowess, and stricken with a flirtatious personality. however, you find you once again are hauntd by terrible bowel issues. good luck. ~Magic Anon~

ask-akiba Said:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Put “Run” in my Askbox and I’ll Write a Nightmare My Character Would Have About Your Character

(via doctorhorribleishere)

TEST YOUR KEYBOARD

blackjacketsandpens:

xainagal:

lathrine:

idkitmightbetoovulgar:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”

THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

IC BROWN OX JMP OVR AZY DOG

IC BROWN OX JMP OVR AZY DOG

wow looks like the T, H, and E keys don’t work AT ALL

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

Things I learned; Backspace doesn’t work!

H CKBN FX JPS PV J :AZ DPG

why the hell not

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

huh that doesn-

WOW WHAT IT LOOKS JUST LIKE LATHRINE’S????

damn that’s weird

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

Some people turn sad awfully young. No special reason, it seems, but they seem almost to be born that way. They bruise easier, tire faster, cry quicker, remember longer and, as I say, get sadder younger than anyone else in the world. I know, for I’m one of them.

Ray Bradbury, Dandelion Wine (via atrofiarte)

(via classy-mantis)

((I feel like this everyday))

klinklang:

Can we take a moment to appreciate naked Raiden

I salute your impeccable misfortune.

((DAT ASS))

askvulcanraven:

askoldsnake:

askvulcanraven:

silverfoxtrot:

notes-from-ocelot:

~~If I had a penny for every time I’ve seen a drawing of my boyfriend’s son getting fucked in the ass on this thing I would have a lot of fucking pennies.~~

please don’t remind me

please

same. i don’t want the nightmares again.

And if I was fucked in the ass by some random soldier for every time I’ve seen a drawing of me getting fucked in the ass by a random soldier… I would have a lot of sexually transmitted diseases.

Dammit, David

If I had a penny every time I saw a picture of me getting fucked-

I’d be broke.

Send me a ♥; I’ll put my computer on shuffle and tell you our song

(via doctorhorribleishere)

If I can’t join MSF, can I at least be part of BCSF?

askevasboobs:

ask-akiba:

askevasboobs:

Booty Calls San Frontiers.

Ahahaha

You’re married and stuff. To your true love. And she’s having your accepted and loved baby.

Lucky bastard.

It might send you to the way of Johnathon.