June 2012
3 posts
grandpabigboss asked: Run.
daemimonster asked: Do you like apples, Johnny?
Anonymous asked: you find yourself blessed with amazing sexual prowess, and stricken with a flirtatious personality. however, you find you once again are hauntd by terrible bowel issues. good luck. ~Magic Anon~
Put "Run" in my Askbox and I'll Write a Nightmare...
TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
blackjacketsandpens:
xainagal:
lathrine:
idkitmightbetoovulgar:
gravityisforsuckers:
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.
holy shit
IC BROWN OX JMP OVR AZY DOG
IC BROWN OX JMP OVR AZY DOG
wow looks like the T, H, and E keys don’t work AT ALL
HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG
Things I learned;...
1 tag
“Some people turn sad awfully young. No special reason, it seems, but they seem...”
– Ray Bradbury, Dandelion Wine (via atrofiarte)
May 2012
143 posts
askvulcanraven:
askoldsnake:
askvulcanraven:
silverfoxtrot:
notes-from-ocelot:
If I had a penny for every time I’ve seen a drawing of my boyfriend’s son getting fucked in the ass on this thing I would have a lot of fucking pennies.
please don’t remind me
please
same. i don’t want the nightmares again.
And if I was fucked in the ass by some random soldier for every time I’ve seen a...
Send me a ♥; I'll put my computer on shuffle and...
If I can't join MSF, can I at least be part of...
askevasboobs:
ask-akiba:
askevasboobs:
Booty Calls San Frontiers.
Ahahaha
You’re married and stuff. To your true love. And she’s having your accepted and loved baby.
Lucky bastard.
It might send you to the way of Johnathon.
If I can't join MSF, can I at least be part of...
askevasboobs:
Booty Calls San Frontiers.
2 tags
i've always wondered how people would react if i...
askevasboobs:
askvicboss:
askevasboobs:
askvicboss:
ask-akiba:
So there was some zombie in Miami?
I thought that was classified information…
…Have you been experimenting with zombies?
There was an outbreak a few years ago, in ‘61 if I remember correctly. My unit was sent to wipe them out and do clean-up duty.
…
Oh.
Oh wow.
I thought you were joking.
*bolts doors and...
aradiatime:
8tastic:
i fucking hate you
So there was some zombie in Miami?
Please read: Due to a high amount of unused blogs...
askevasboobs:
asklesenfantsterribles:
31. I’m pretty sure my last call was either from David, or from some kids asking if my fridge was running.
….did…did you call me?
Those kids are my new heroes.
Which color of camo should I buy, chocolate chip or midnight grey?
Reblog if you roleplay a sexy mother fucker~
doctorhorribleishere:
thesleepingcompanion:
turnupthegeuse:
abeautywithabroomstick:
thebiancasolderini:
thecursedmoon:
….wrong gif.
askvulcanraven:
ask-akiba:
askvulcanraven:
Ratchet and Clank!
Oh yay, I got something that’s good :)
I love that series! Why didn’t you mention it before?
It’s kinda one of my guilty pleasures… »’
askvulcanraven:
Ratchet and Clank!
Oh yay, I got something that’s good :)
askvulcanraven:
ask-akiba:
askvulcanraven:
ask-akiba:
askvulcanraven:
ask-akiba:
askvulcanraven:
ask-akiba:
Somebody samba with me~ *dances*
Why not samba with Meryl?
Because she went clothes shopping ^^’
Ahh. That would put a damper on dancing plans.
Yeah…
…
Anyone wanna play this game called…where is it…Grand Theft Auto?
I’m not one for those games.
*tosses aside*...
beetleboo:
OH HELL YES, KATAMARI
Well, I got a taker there…
askvulcanraven:
ask-akiba:
askvulcanraven:
ask-akiba:
askvulcanraven:
ask-akiba:
Somebody samba with me~ *dances*
Why not samba with Meryl?
Because she went clothes shopping ^^’
Ahh. That would put a damper on dancing plans.
Yeah…
…
Anyone wanna play this game called…where is it…Grand Theft Auto?
I’m not one for those games.
*tosses aside* Uhm…okay, don’t judge...
askvulcanraven:
ask-akiba:
askvulcanraven:
ask-akiba:
Somebody samba with me~ *dances*
Why not samba with Meryl?
Because she went clothes shopping ^^’
Ahh. That would put a damper on dancing plans.
Yeah…
…
Anyone wanna play this game called…where is it…Grand Theft Auto?
askvulcanraven:
ask-akiba:
Somebody samba with me~ *dances*
Why not samba with Meryl?
Because she went clothes shopping ^^’
Somebody samba with me~ *dances*
silverfoxtrot:
why can’t I just find two awesome open-minded Snake and Otacon cosplayers and just have the most incredible threesome to ever exist in the history of mankind
that is legitimately my greatest sexual fantasy
((when’s your birthday? *breaks out le keyboard*
4 tags
Merry Gear Solid →
mfreems:
avengers headcanon
nick fury had to change his last name early on because no one took him seriously as Nick Elback
askoldsnake:
ask-akiba:
askoldsnake:
ask-akiba:
askoldsnake:
Hehehehehe-
I was kidding.
Ohhhhh.
Disappointed? ;)
Not in the slightest.
Put in my ask what you think living with me would...
fun-size-fanatic:
i promise i always wash my hands
askoldsnake:
ask-akiba:
askoldsnake:
Hehehehehe-
I was kidding.
Ohhhhh.
Disappointed? ;)
Not in the slightest.
askoldsnake:
Hehehehehe-
I was kidding.
Ohhhhh.
askoldsnake:
ask-akiba:
askoldsnake:
> Log in
> Naked Meryl everywhere
>
IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOUR GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO BE IN LESBIANS WITH MY WIFE
Maybe we should hook up, Akiba.
askoldsnake:
> Log in
> Naked Meryl everywhere
>
IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOUR GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO BE IN LESBIANS WITH MY WIFE
askvulcanraven:
ask-akiba:
How many people want to have sex with my wife? o,o
I don’t.
Thank you, Raven.
How many people want to have sex with my wife? o,o
Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
phoenyx-and-chicken-man asked: "I'm chatting you! And cool sunglasses, by the way!"
Me: Hey, you just met me.
Me: And this is crazy,
Me: but here's my ask box
Me: so chat me maybe?
*holds out arms*
Anyone need a hug? Or side-hug?
