February 2012
288 posts
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ask-akiba started following you
askbabyclark:
I wanted to make some more friends.
Well, I’m sure you’ll definitely find some here. :D There’s Sunny and the triplets…though they seem a bit strange…
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ask-akiba started following you
askbabyclark:
ask-akiba:
askbabyclark:
I…um…hi. Hello, hello sir.
Hi! What’s your name, little girl? :3
My…name, yes. I’m Jane. It’s nice to meet you.
I’m Johnny. :) What are you doing on here?
notes-from-ocelot:
oldsnake2014:
notes-from-ocelot:
oldsnake2014:
notes-from-ocelot:
oldsnake2014:
notes-from-ocelot:
What’s wrong? Don’t you like girls?
GO AWAY
What do you say you and I get out of here? You can show me your skill at the shooting range~
Christ I forgot abo- don’t bring that up no- go take a long walk off a short cliff, Kitkat
Playing hard to get, huh? I like...
askpsychomantis:
ask-akiba:
askpsychomantis:
ask-akiba:
Why is young Oshawott a girl?
Magic anons.
Muahaha. Bitch gets what he deserves.
Yes.
He completely deserves it.
Now…shall we go put tampons in his ask box? :D
askpsychomantis:
ask-akiba:
Why is young Oshawott a girl?
Magic anons.
Muahaha. Bitch gets what he deserves.
Why is young Oshawott a girl?
thefashionwino:
This is so wrong on so many levels.
*hides whip*
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ask-akiba started following you
askbabyclark:
I…um…hi. Hello, hello sir.
Hi! What’s your name, little girl? :3
oldsnake2014:
askevasboobs:
notes-from-ocelot:
Relax. I just figure, since I’m stuck like this, ‘might as well make everyone else miserable with me…
You smell nice too, big boy. Purrrr.
… I can’t say anything. I did the same thing to Meryl. Remember your porn stash, Dave.
An expert in mental torture too.
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
Find something to look at.
FLY CASUAL
nekosebby666 asked: Hey akiba,I saw a cosplayer of you at manganext , but no Meryl. I glommed him and he fell to the floor
askrookiemeryl:
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ask-akiba:
askrookiemeryl:
ask-akiba:
askrookiemeryl:
…
Good answer. You’re still a dumbass.
Thank you. You’re still a rookie. And I saved your ass.
I beat you up and stole your clothing.
And probably stared at my ass for a good five seconds.
I was kind of too busy escaping...
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askrookiemeryl:
ask-akiba:
askrookiemeryl:
…
Good answer. You’re still a dumbass.
Thank you. You’re still a rookie. And I saved your ass.
I beat you up and stole your clothing.
And probably stared at my ass for a good five seconds.
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askrookiemeryl:
…
Good answer. You’re still a dumbass.
Thank you. You’re still a rookie. And I saved your ass.
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I have a silent friendship with so many of you omg we never talk but we always like/reblog each other and I just love you from a distance jkdhgd
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askrookiemeryl:
ask-akiba:
askrookiemeryl:
That’s because I’m not dumb. You probably have some sort of redeemable trait, and don’t even say it’s your winning personality, because that’s not what I’m talking about.
As for getting uppercut, what the hell were you doing fighting Snake in the first place?
No, it’s totally my winning personality. My loyalty? *shrugs* I dunno.
I didn’t know...
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askrookiemeryl:
That’s because I’m not dumb. You probably have some sort of redeemable trait, and don’t even say it’s your winning personality, because that’s not what I’m talking about.
As for getting uppercut, what the hell were you doing fighting Snake in the first place?
No, it’s totally my winning personality. My loyalty? *shrugs* I dunno.
I didn’t know it was him!
askevasboobs:
ask-akiba:
askevasboobs:
ask-akiba:
askevasboobs:
What?! And then you sleep for ages and don’t notice her leaving with your stuff
She wouldn’t leave with my stuff.
She’d leave with hers.
She’s a freer woman than I was.
*pats EVA’s shoulders*
((lulz named my Mew EVA. It kicks ass.))
((D’aww))
…Sorry. I shouldn’t make everything about me. I’m happy for you. I’m...
askrookiemeryl:
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ask-akiba:
askrookiemeryl:
Fair enough. Just try to make sure it stays that way.
These are basic life skills. I really hope my older self smacks you for being so dumb. And stop being so sing-song about it.
Why not be sing-song?
And trust me, your older self gets less uptight about...
askevasboobs:
ask-akiba:
askevasboobs:
What?! And then you sleep for ages and don’t notice her leaving with your stuff
She wouldn’t leave with my stuff.
She’d leave with hers.
She’s a freer woman than I was.
*pats EVA’s shoulders*
((lulz named my Mew EVA. It kicks ass.))
askevasboobs:
What?! And then you sleep for ages and don’t notice her leaving with your stuff
She wouldn’t leave with my stuff.
She’d leave with hers.
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askrookiemeryl:
Fair enough. Just try to make sure it stays that way.
These are basic life skills. I really hope my older self smacks you for being so dumb. And stop being so sing-song about it.
Why not be sing-song?
And trust me, your older self gets less uptight about some stuff and more uptight about other stuff. You’ll see.
*rubs jaw*
askevasboobs:
Not Giving Up: askevasboobs: Infinite Ammo.: askpsychomantis: oldsnake2014 replied to…
askevasboobs:
Infinite Ammo.: askpsychomantis: oldsnake2014 replied to your post: …Otacon from the…
ask-akiba:
oldsnake2014:
askpsychomantis:
oldsnake2014:
Hehe. *solemn smirk* No… a few people didn’t… when I bumped into Meryl during the Insurrection she thought I…
...
askrookiemeryl:
Not Giving Up: askrookiemeryl: ask-akiba: *waves* /promptly stands up and raises arms…
ask-akiba:
askrookiemeryl:
ask-akiba:
*waves*
/promptly stands up and raises arms before sitting back down. Hopes she is not the only idiot in the stadium to do so.
So what’s on your mind, apart from everything my older self ever told you about my sex life?
You really think I...
askevasboobs:
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ask-akiba:
oldsnake2014:
askpsychomantis:
oldsnake2014:
Hehe. *solemn smirk* No… a few people didn’t… when I bumped into Meryl during the Insurrection she thought I was a Big Boss wannabe.
Me too.
Oh wow.
And then Screaming Mantis and I fought you anyways…-laughs dryly- I felt...
daemismacksvamp asked: Ohmygod your new avatar. You're like a teddybear.
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oldsnake2014:
askpsychomantis:
oldsnake2014:
Hehe. *solemn smirk* No… a few people didn’t… when I bumped into Meryl during the Insurrection she thought I was a Big Boss wannabe.
Me too.
Oh wow.
And then Screaming Mantis and I fought you anyways…-laughs dryly- I felt kind of bad about that, actually…
“CQC… A real Big Boss, huh?” … Nah, yeah that was awkward.
*shrug* Loose ends need...
askrookiemeryl:
ask-akiba:
*waves*
/promptly stands up and raises arms before sitting back down. Hopes she is not the only idiot in the stadium to do so.
So what’s on your mind, apart from everything my older self ever told you about my sex life?
You really think I think about that all the time? I’ve got more important things on my mind. Like how to build a crib. And what...
*waves*
ADMIN POST: Timeline Sorting
askhueyemmerich:
askthebosspony:
So, even as the timelines are merging, we still need some reference as to where everyone is from.
SO.
REBLOG THIS POST WITH YOUR CHARACTER’S NAME AND WHERE IN THE TIMELINE THEY’RE FROM.
Dr. Huey Emmerich. He’s mostly his Peace Walker self but also his late canon self. I guess his timeline is all of it?
Johnny Sasaki. Post-Liquid’s Insurrection.
ask-the-little-emmerichs asked: hi my names hal my sister is emma. the robot told me to follow you
whiterequiem asked: -bites your shoes-
whiterequiem asked: Uh... well. You know Wolf is my mom now. She gave me the name Faolan which means "Little Wolf". So... yeah. Why not act like a dog?
daemismacksvamp asked: You look soooo adorable in that picture! <3 (and OMG You look so much older than 15!)
whiterequiem asked: 214, 199, 204, 205
whiterequiem asked: 69, 177, 215
whiterequiem asked: I'm a puppy. Woof woof? Let me lick your haaand~
whiterequiem asked: May I lick you
daemismacksvamp asked: Hai. <3 2, 3, 8, 22, 23, 29, 33, 36, 39, 45, 65, 66, 69, 108, 114, 117, 127, 136, 180.
oldsnake2014 asked: Seriously. What did I do?
oldsnake2014:
ask-akiba:
oldsnake2014:
ask-akiba:
oldsnake2014 replied to your post: Do you think Snake has an Akiba facecamo?
What the hell? I’ve got more integrity than that, she’s your fucking wife!
Says the person who looked up Naomi’s skirt. »
Looking is one thing! I wouldn’t use FaceCamo to seduce Mer- ugh. Ugggghh that is all sorts of messed up and I’m offended.
Also, says...
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oldsnake2014:
ask-akiba:
oldsnake2014 replied to your post: Do you think Snake has an Akiba facecamo?
What the hell? I’ve got more integrity than that, she’s your fucking wife!
Says the person who looked up Naomi’s skirt. »
Looking is one thing! I wouldn’t use FaceCamo to seduce Mer- ugh. Ugggghh that is all sorts of messed up and I’m offended.
Also, says the person who legit tried...
whiterequiem asked: Short Liquid with boobs. Awww yeah.
daemismacksvamp asked: Yes, it was. She had changed her name to "Loveisbloominginvampspants", and that is how she inspired me. She changed it back, but I kept mine. :D it doesn't seem to bother him that much anymore. It's like he got used to my hugs. Have you been up to anything with Meryl, past few days? Or did nothing special happen?
oldsnake2014 replied to your post: Do you think Snake has an Akiba facecamo?
What the hell? I’ve got more integrity than that, she’s your fucking wife!
Says the person who looked up Naomi’s skirt. »
asksunnygurlukovich replied to your post: Pssst, why does Mr. Campbell’s face look…weird?
(°ロ°) But I thought all the AIs were gone!
One came back, Sunshine.
*cocks shotgun*
whiterequiem asked: I want a Liquid facecamo. :c
daemismacksvamp asked: I'm pretty tired due to college D: But after tomorrow I'm free for a week, so I can rest. [: What about you, and Meryl? And I changed my name because someone else inspired me to do so, while we were bothering Vamp together a while ago. It was fun.
asksunnygurlukovich asked: Pssst, why does Mr. Campbell's face look...weird?