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Run.

Thu, 31 May 2012 21:20:20 -0700

So, I had a nightmare that Ocelot was torturing you and he started really slowly, cutting parts of your body that was meant to hurt but not kill. Then he took your organs out one by one…

…and you weren’t on morphine.

Do you like apples, Johnny?

Thu, 31 May 2012 21:18:43 -0700

Hehehe, Johnny Appleseed.

you find yourself blessed with amazing sexual prowess, and stricken with a flirtatious personality. however, you find you once again are hauntd by terrible bowel issues. good luck. ~Magic Anon~

Thu, 31 May 2012 21:18:32 -0700

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Put "Run" in my Askbox and I'll Write a Nightmare My Character Would Have About Your Character

Thu, 31 May 2012 20:59:33 -0700

TEST YOUR KEYBOARD

Thu, 31 May 2012 20:40:27 -0700

blackjacketsandpens:

xainagal:

lathrine:

idkitmightbetoovulgar:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”

THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

IC BROWN OX JMP OVR AZY DOG

IC BROWN OX JMP OVR AZY DOG

wow looks like the T, H, and E keys don’t work AT ALL

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

Things I learned; Backspace doesn’t work!

H CKBN FX JPS PV J :AZ DPG

why the hell not

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

huh that doesn-

WOW WHAT IT LOOKS JUST LIKE LATHRINE’S????

damn that’s weird

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

"Some people turn sad awfully young. No special reason, it seems, but they seem almost to be born..."

Thu, 31 May 2012 19:53:01 -0700

“Some people turn sad awfully young. No special reason, it seems, but they seem almost to be born that way. They bruise easier, tire faster, cry quicker, remember longer and, as I say, get sadder younger than anyone else in the world. I know, for I’m one of them.”

- Ray Bradbury, Dandelion Wine (via atrofiarte)

klinklang: Can we take a moment to appreciate naked Raiden I...

Thu, 31 May 2012 19:46:42 -0700

klinklang:

Can we take a moment to appreciate naked Raiden

I salute your impeccable misfortune.

((DAT ASS))

askvulcanraven: askoldsnake: askvulcanraven: silverfoxtrot: notes-from-ocelot: If I had a penny...

Wed, 30 May 2012 20:24:21 -0700

askvulcanraven:

askoldsnake:

askvulcanraven:

silverfoxtrot:

notes-from-ocelot:

~~If I had a penny for every time I’ve seen a drawing of my boyfriend’s son getting fucked in the ass on this thing I would have a lot of fucking pennies.~~

please don’t remind me

please

same. i don’t want the nightmares again.

And if I was fucked in the ass by some random soldier for every time I’ve seen a drawing of me getting fucked in the ass by a random soldier… I would have a lot of sexually transmitted diseases.

Dammit, David

If I had a penny every time I saw a picture of me getting fucked-

I’d be broke.

Send me a ♥; I'll put my computer on shuffle and tell you our song

Wed, 30 May 2012 19:03:58 -0700

If I can't join MSF, can I at least be part of BCSF?

Wed, 30 May 2012 19:02:18 -0700

askevasboobs:

ask-akiba:

askevasboobs:

Booty Calls San Frontiers.

Ahahaha

You’re married and stuff. To your true love. And she’s having your accepted and loved baby.

Lucky bastard.

It might send you to the way of Johnathon.

If I can't join MSF, can I at least be part of BCSF?

Wed, 30 May 2012 18:58:00 -0700

askevasboobs:

Booty Calls San Frontiers.

thievescollective: Sailor Head + Sailor Nurse

Wed, 30 May 2012 18:47:25 -0700

thievescollective:

Sailor Head + Sailor Nurse

i've always wondered how people would react if i deleted

Wed, 30 May 2012 18:46:54 -0700

askevasboobs: askvicboss: askevasboobs: askvicboss: ask-akiba: So there was some zombie in...

Wed, 30 May 2012 18:33:32 -0700

askevasboobs:

askvicboss:

askevasboobs:

askvicboss:

ask-akiba:

So there was some zombie in Miami?

I thought that was classified information…

…Have you been experimenting with zombies?

~~There was an outbreak a few years ago, in ‘61 if I remember correctly. My unit was sent to wipe them out and do clean-up duty.~~

…

Oh.

Oh wow.

I thought you were joking.

*bolts doors and windows*

You guys scare me sometimes.

aradiatime: 8tastic: i fucking hate you

Wed, 30 May 2012 18:32:28 -0700

aradiatime:

8tastic:

i fucking hate you

u-ok: christhecreep: of all the random fucking things to write...

Tue, 29 May 2012 20:14:34 -0700

u-ok:

christhecreep:

of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite

omg

So there was some zombie in Miami?

Tue, 29 May 2012 20:00:12 -0700

So there was some zombie in Miami?

silverfoxtrot: this-is-amnesia: Hugh Dillon The L4D2...

Mon, 21 May 2012 17:32:59 -0700

silverfoxtrot:

this-is-amnesia:

Hugh Dillon

The L4D2 Survivors

and The Avengers

yeah im gonna live

Death Cab for Cutie

Naked Snake

and The Avengers

….shit, yes, oh god yes yes yes yessss

((Maroon 5

Solid Snake

The Avengers

Welp, I’m going to be happy as I kill zombies.))

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Mon, 21 May 2012 17:30:21 -0700

askevasboobs: asklesenfantsterribles: 31. I’m pretty sure my last call was either from David, or...

Mon, 21 May 2012 17:21:46 -0700

askevasboobs:

asklesenfantsterribles:

31. I’m pretty sure my last call was either from David, or from some kids asking if my fridge was running.

….did…did you call me?

Those kids are my new heroes.